Talking about cake you want to work in a construction company where you do everything in the office from wages and accoutns to buying.
When reps want to butter you up you get cake and chocolate, come Christmas you are laughing.
Only thing is because of currant situation not as many reps visiting as there used to be.
Also regarding earthquakes we had one in Glasgow when I was about 10, my sisterrs and i slept through it but my Dad woke up ant thought it was one of us being heavy footed going by their room to the bathroom - what a cheek!!