Blaggers Guide - Part 2
Do accountants look down on other professions?
Accountants look down on everyone. But mostly they look down on actuaries, who - accountants say - use their personality as contraception. An actuary is the person who prepares statistical charts for insurance companies telling, for instance, what age you are most likely to die at and what level of insurance premium your salary suggests you’re most likely to suffer without complaining too loudly. An actuary is so good at calculating statistical probabilities that he automatically knows what the chances of getting a shag are as…
